Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Mud plow

Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow

Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing

by Fappy McFudgepacker April 27, 2011

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)

Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.

by RDaly07 April 26, 2011

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 5, 2006

spittin' mud

The occurence that results from a horrible case of Gut Rot. Severe diarrhea that resembles actual mud from the earth which is being spit from the anus.

Gary: Hey Crid, did you do work today?
Crid: No man, I was home all day spittin' mud.

by Markwhiten December 30, 2007