FREAKING BROWN 

it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present

freaking brown!, the cat craped again

FREAKING BROWN by brock boudreau January 25, 2005

Curly Brown Suprise 

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.

hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

Curly Brown Suprise by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006

The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

The brown goat stretcher by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

The Brown Belt 

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.

The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!

The Brown Belt by phartin September 29, 2010

beck brown 

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.

Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.

beck brown by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011

Random Brown 

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

Random Brown by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

See definition of Colorado brown beard

Colorado brown beard by Freshness303 February 5, 2012