The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Brown Sword

When she gets shit on your dick.

Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword

by Snell Dawg October 2, 2018

Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.

The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.

by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010

brown digging

Taking the excrement from someone's posterior as a means of fufilling hunger.

Husband:I havent eaten since breakfast
Wife: Let the brown digging commence!

by Joe Brown (Tongue) December 1, 2003

brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

by computernut October 3, 2009

Rowdy Brown

During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.

Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!

by Chris111221 June 21, 2021

Brown Wreckloose

A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.

Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !

by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020