Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Gravity Bong

A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana

I’m gonna build a gravity bong

by Xanessa December 10, 2020

Skun bong

If spongebob was a crack addict he'd be named skun bong

Panflicked: Yo skun bong whats up
Skun bong: *L A R G E S N O R T* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Bong Weezer

My sister Crystal😂

"My sister is a Bong Weezer."

by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021

Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.

"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

by Lilika Alianovala Parkeerla April 4, 2021

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Bong blunting

Derived from rolling a blunt and sticking it in your down stem, and smoking it from the bong. Also bong jointing, holding a joint between idex and middle finger and holding it over the down stem and smoking from the bong that way.

I always find it relaxing to come home after a long day and begin bong blunting after a long day.

by Anon lion August 19, 2012