bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.

Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.

by arrano June 11, 2018

Skun bong

If spongebob was a crack addict he'd be named skun bong

Panflicked: Yo skun bong whats up
Skun bong: *L A R G E S N O R T* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019

Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...

Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."

by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013

Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.

"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

by Lilika Alianovala Parkeerla April 4, 2021

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021