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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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blessing an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
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blessing

blessing is the girl only little people like,she tries to hard to make new friends but ends up getting embarrassed,rude and disrespectful for no reason,problematic because she always wants issues
“there’s some ugly girl trending on snap,
“lool must be blessing”
by s1dotz January 18, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.
"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"
by Morism Leader October 30, 2020
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BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.
“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”
by RocketCulture April 26, 2025
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