Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

pussy biscuit

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.

OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits

by microdot710 May 10, 2021

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022

Baddie Biscuit

an amazing person like eliza elizabeth and rachel

jessica’s an amazing person she’s a baddie biscuit

by Maggie the baddie biscuit April 1, 2022