Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

a baker

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

by andyrr July 31, 2011

baker's heck

One dozen hecks, plus an additional heck, equaling a grand total of 13 hecks.

Guy 1: " It's a heck of a lot easier said than done."

Guy 2: "Yeah, maybe even a baker's heck."

by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018

Ashley Baker

Probably a teacher if so needs to get fired

Student 1: what period is next
Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker

Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks

by Ür múm December 11, 2018

Leo Baker

Leo isn’t a guitar player, he’s just an asshole who thinks he can play guitar

You’re just a Leo Baker man!

by CW036 October 20, 2018

Baker

bakers are amazing and you want one in your life. bakers are most likely mormon. he is super nice and caring. when I see

him I smile a huge smile. he is funny and has a great sense of humor. he is active and is always there for you. i love baker and I think that he is amazing.

wow who is that??

that's baker

by family fun March 14, 2019

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019