Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
I shot a deer during the evening push
by Hohan the Great November 21, 2020
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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 06, 2025
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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
One. Dude, I can’t even.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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Ativan Evening

An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Shit, having an Ativan Evening
by the only person who uses this February 12, 2024
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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
i can vape even on my hover board
by ratchada dykeman October 23, 2018
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Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.
Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."
by New Words for You November 16, 2022
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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