Elijah Beltzer syndrome

Special-needs homosexual

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome

by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022

Elijah ass nigga

It means your lame or corny

“He went behind a girl and said guess who? He's being an Elijah ass nigga”

by @24hrswithaddi April 16, 2024

Elijah

People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!

If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!

by Mr.KnowItAlll September 27, 2022

elijah

he's a sweet boy that you could entrust anything about yourself to. he's the most supportive, caring, loving, understanding, amazing person you could ever meet. don't let first impressions fool you, because he'd possibly quickly become the most treasured person in your life. he replies slow sometimes, but mainly has really quick replies, and how much you love him will make up for it anyways. he's never ashamed or embarrassed to be close with you, and he won't let others affect you. he's always considerate and defensive, and 'bros over hoes' is practically non-existent in his eyes. he's also really intelligent and a great critical thinker and teammate. he's hardworking, respectful, and always strives to become a better version of himself everyday. his support is truly incomparable. he's a green flag in every possible way, and you're going to be so glad you met him. a stranger, to your favorite person on earth<3

'damn he's so misunderstood but he's so sweet, he must be an Elijah 🤓'

by andreaaa_ June 23, 2023

elijah chamberlain

A fucking chode. Your mother would strive to have him as a husband to feel better for herself. This guy is very smooth around girls while by mistake grabbing their titz.

Holy moly its Elijah Chamberlain!

by DisAfrican December 22, 2017