by Robert March 12, 2004

Austin Memmelaar is a red neck, popular, total asshole. Girls only go for him bc they think he's hot and nice, until he breaks they're heart by calling them a slut. Usually has achne and is very tall with brown hair.
Person 1: "who's that over there , think they're cute"
Person 2 : "don't, that Austin Memmelaar, he'll break your heart.
Person 2 : "don't, that Austin Memmelaar, he'll break your heart.
by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019

by 2011Babe September 29, 2011

by steve-o garrett May 21, 2007

by resident hamster June 4, 2008

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin
by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017
