What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.
Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager
by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019
Get the I am the managermug. Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly
I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.
I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.
by Alaina M Puciata December 20, 2020
Get the What am Imug. When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.
by world star cash money September 28, 2021
Get the am I dreamingmug. by uradweeb September 3, 2019
Get the i am not amusedmug. your on the urban dictionary no your not
by Awsomeness1175 April 20, 2020
Get the am i sanemug. 
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
Get the 12:01 AMmug.