A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019
Get the Alan Vazquezmug. 
A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
Get the Alanmug. Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
by Real professor June 9, 2019
Get the Alanmug. by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Terry Alan Crews Is Gohan<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Alan would be an amazing Grandad to anyone. He is kind at caring and loves cars. I knows when somthing is rong and tries to make it right
by 15476 March 10, 2022
Get the Alanmug.