band-AIDS 

A groupie who contracts HIV/AIDS from sleeping with a rock star.

Jen: What happened to you last night amber?
Amber: Oh my god! all i remember is getting on a bus with the fat drummer, bubba. I think i have band-AIDS now.
Jen: Shit! that sucks

band-AIDS by Honey Danforth October 2, 2006

AIDS

One of the most ironically named diseases ever.

I thought this AIDS disease would help me! This is false advertising!

AIDS by Atomrabbit August 17, 2010

Wizard AIDS 

Wizard AIDS is an M.T.D, or a magically transmitted disease. Wizard AIDS is acquired by means of evil sorcerer inflicting it onto a person with a curse, and its can kill you within 5-70 years. Wizard AIDS is only susceptible to children, around the ages of 10-14. Unlike AIDS, Wizard AIDS was invented by the evil sorcerer Andrew of Setten on February 9, 2010. Some people with this disease actually come out with new powers, like the ability to sense sorcerers in disguise, and can inflict instantly fatal cases of Wizard AIDS with pure will. Some people call Wizard AIDS Waids.

Person 1: "Where's Tom?"
Person 2: "Oh, he died from Wizard AIDS yesterday."
Person 1: "But didn't Teddy survive with new powers?"
Person 2: "That only happens to 1 in a million people."
Person 1: "Oh, well sorry about Tom."

Wizard AIDS by Azn_harrypotter1997 February 22, 2010

AIDs

AIDs is a disease that breaks down your immune system. It is HIV in its later form. Nobody has ever died purely because of AIDs, something else kills you after AIDs has weakened you. This is why AIDs is such a horrible disease--it opens the doors and makes it so anything--even a cold--could kill you.

AIDs is blood transmitted, making it an STD. However, before they were able to test for it, you could get it from infected blood transplants.

There is no known cure for aids--yet. There is hope, though, as the prostitutes in Africa are immune to it. We know that it is possible to fight it.

AIDs's origin is not clear. We think it was a problem in the monkey kingdom, but then somebody ate infected monkey meat, got the virus, and spread it.

AIDs is not a punishment for the homosexuals. Strait people get it too. AIDs is not gender, race, sexuality, or age specific. Just because you're a strait, white, male doesn't make you immune. Anyone can get it.

Best way to prevent it: know who you're sleeping with.

AIDs is not a fun thing to get.

AIDs by The Usual Suspects July 7, 2005

AIDS

AIDS-'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome', caused by the retrovirus HIV. As far as we know now there is no cure, however there is a form a treatment that can help to extend the life span of a person with aids. Aids breaks down the immune system and puts you at risk of dying from a mear cold. Symtoms include: Anal bleeding, rash, and dryness, dispursing of blood orally, dried mouth and lips, violent involuntary shaking,rapid weight loss, and eventual death. Ways to avoid it are safe sex, not using heroine, protecting open wounds, and knowing your partner. AIDS is transmitted through blood, breastmilk, or semen. Not specifically anal sex, although this is common. It has killed thousands of people world wide, especially americans in the 1980's.

My boyfriend contracted AIDS from a heroine needle and every night i would have to be at his side as he would shit and cough out blood. And then i had to watch him die a painful death. Now i have it too.

AIDS by Helen17 December 28, 2005

Super Aids 

What one theoreticly gets when they acquire every STD possible, within a one year perid of time. Usually only attained by a slore

"Did you hear? That cheereleader got Super Aids!"

Super Aids by The Shadow Wolf March 7, 2009

Aids

Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.

"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"

Aids by holdinmynutz May 30, 2013