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Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?
by Big man kobe January 15, 2022
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Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way
Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself
by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019
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Kobe

A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter
I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday

You's a Kobe ass bitch
by Bench March 22, 2017
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Kobe

/Slang/ for making a shot in basketball. It originates from the Black Mamba (Kobe), famous for taking ridiculous shots and making them.
He screamed "KOBE!" as he hit a fade away in the face of his defender.

Fun Facts: Kobe idolized Michael Jordan and his game was inspired by him.
by MAMBACITA December 6, 2023
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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe
by Kobella November 22, 2021
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