Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021

Free Robux

Free robux, despite popular demand... is possible to get. Not through the traditionally "Free Robux Generator 2021" but
with a little something called "groups" something like building places or making clothing can easily give you free robux so... yes free robux is achieveable

Person 1: FREE ROBUX 2021 WORKING GLITCH ON ROB(L)UX.com
Person 2: bruh these scam bots getting annoying

by am big big pro January 18, 2022

free lesson

when you are so good at something that every time you do it your giving free lesson

here's a free lesson

by harley nation February 3, 2010

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

free thord

a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent

Aye bo, free thord bo.

by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016