dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021

vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.

My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.

by An actual parent May 22, 2019

Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021

Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019

Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

by scott wallis February 11, 2017