Your moms house

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

Do your mom

have sex with your mom

Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.

by Sexy boy 6969696969 May 4, 2018

your mom's pussy

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.

Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”

by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021

your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014