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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
mugGet the Michael Weathersmug.

Beamish weather

The type of weather you typically find at the beamish museum in the north east of England. This weather makes a person feel drained, experience a headache and nausea.
Gee wiz, this beamish weather is killing me off... bring back the sun
by Swag and bone man June 17, 2020
mugGet the Beamish weathermug.

Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.
This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.
by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023
mugGet the Fucker weathermug.

beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.
"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
mugGet the beach weathermug.

Weather Dragon

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.
Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.
by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024
mugGet the Weather Dragonmug.

Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!
by Mexicanese1128 December 25, 2020
mugGet the Sweater Weathermug.

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
mugGet the weather app warriormug.

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