Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.
“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe May 01, 2018
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teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.
This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
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How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
by Dingus Hunter January 17, 2019
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Weather orgasm

Omg I just weather orgasmed”
by Sierradream October 08, 2019
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Psychedelic Weathering

Natural wear in material objects due to psychedelic properties in nature.
by Psychedelic weathering August 23, 2020
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fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
by ashproh December 07, 2011
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weather-entitled

Someone who complains about their bad weather experience that shows a lack of understanding of real bad weather and someone familiar with such extreme weather would find an exaggeration.
She complained about having to do her job outside in the humidity but her weather-entitled comments would make any Houston resident laugh out loud.
by SpikeSWA August 04, 2022
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