A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

This isnt Know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.
by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018

by the stolen one July 24, 2020

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022
