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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
mugGet the Walmart carmug.

Walmart

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
What’s that?”

Jacking off dumbass
by Soapy00 June 21, 2021
mugGet the Walmartmug.

Yodeling Walmart Kid

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018
mugGet the Yodeling Walmart Kidmug.

walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.
by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014
mugGet the walmart stagemug.

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
mugGet the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug.

Walmart

Damn, that Walmart got some FINE Karens
by the stolen one July 24, 2020
mugGet the Walmartmug.

Walmart walnut

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022
mugGet the Walmart walnutmug.

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