Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

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Winter

A fake depressed girl who cuts them self like salami and absolute whore who attacks people with birthday presents and then lies to everyone making the guy that dumped her into a sex offender. She says her ex boyfriends are bad guys even tho she got dumped then cried and started texting him again saying he was the best boyfriend and then says hes a dick again because he doesn't wanna be her friend since she is a complete idiot that cant spell the word "copy" and "what" and plays the victim card every time she is in the wrong.

"You know that one whore?"
"Oh yeah Winter, I heard she won 'Thot of The Year Award' "
"Wait really she won something?"
"I know right, its surprising she won something but she was made for this award"

by LeEpicGamer420 June 21, 2019

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Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick

Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner

by Yeeetothehawwww January 2, 2019

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pulling a winter

Killing yourself. Based on the idea of plant life dying during the winter.

chat i’m considering pulling a winter from how hard this test is.

by divinehumanity December 18, 2024

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Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

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