whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Whittling party

A term for an Orgy.

"Didn't mean to interrupt yer... whittling party."

by TheRealSneke October 26, 2025

turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

by URSALT August 17, 2020

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

Whirling Homo

a flamer, or gay, who dances acorss the figure skating ice rink in tights, not caring what others think of him; shows his homosexuality; "out of the closet"

Wow, look at that whirling homo.

by bossx789 November 25, 2009

waisting

A word used so grammar Nazis can think their right, but it’s actually a red herring.

Though spelled differently than the misspelling of "wasting" it means exactly the same thing

Person A:"I'm terribly afraid of waisting my life away"

Person B:"well than you certainly don't want to be HIPpy"

Person A:"well if this is a remark on my spelling, you sir are wrong" *posts link*

by dumbdeedumdumdum June 5, 2011