virgin queen

An eponym for Queen Elizebeth I, who remained unmarried her entire life in order to play many suitors for her advantage.

The virgin queen seduced many courtiers, but didn't marry any of them.

by Iuqiddis July 6, 2005

Re-virginized

becoming a virgin again; re-virginization can only occur after a woman has gone without sex for 3 1/2 years.

Unhappily married for 20 years, and celibate the last 3 years of her marriage, Bobbie was recently re-virginized; unfortunately, she became deflowered again after only 6 short months of re-virginization.

by virginbob August 5, 2011

technical virgin

A technical virgin is a girl who has been fucked up her ass, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.

Billy really wants to have sex with me, but I want to stay a virgin until Im married. Losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so Ill let him fuck me in the ass and Ill still be a technical virgin. Its what I always do.

by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

dirty virgin

A girl who is both a virgin and a slut. Blows and jacks off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

Mary is a dirty virgin because she has blown and jacked off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

by Dick Dickerdad December 13, 2010

Mega Virgin

A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex

Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.

by EjectGooseEject November 9, 2010

My virginity

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.

Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Virgin Screwdriver

A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".

Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.

by JohnnyQBert May 14, 2007