vegan shower

When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head

What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.

by Crown Princess Bitch April 27, 2015

pesco-vegan

A creature that does not exist. It is impossible to be vegan and eat fish. It is like saying you are an Atheist-Christian.

V- I'm vegan.
PV- Oh really? I'm a pesco-vegan!
V- ?

by finna February 25, 2009

Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.

"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008

uber vegan

A vegan who is very extreme with their lifestyles.

Pammy is so uber vegan, she only serves Tofurky for Thanksgiving.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

Vegan Doughnut

Gordon Ramsay's definition of a vial woman who may be a dinosaur or a scarecrow scientist is still trying to figure that out but we all know her as That Vegan Teacher. Now, this term is not used lightly it is only used for terrible vegans or anti-McDonald's activists aka more extreme vegans. This is used for vegan democrats that somehow hate anyone of color and anyone who isn't straight.

Bert: Hey Jessie did you like going to McDonald's
Jessie: No I was yelling at the gays and blacks while screaming about dead baby pigs

Bert: GTFO you Vegan Doughnut

by Kevin L. Baker January 24, 2021

vegan

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day

"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." -

"Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson

by supadupa453098 April 3, 2019

Vegan

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.

Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok

by VeganBastard October 7, 2016