psychic vampire

One who consciously or subconciously drains the emotions of others.

I knew he was a psychic vampire when I first met him; When he was around, I felt nothing but tired and lethargic.

by The Candle March 14, 2004

tantric vampire

Tantric Vampires are like normal vampires, but they feed off of sexual energies of a willing donor. They have human feelings, are very empathic and can easily relate to their prey. They sometimes enter romantic relationships with their prey and can mate for life.

The demonic succubus Domme had a sex harem consisting of other succubi, incubi and even a few tantric vampires.

by Subby Vicky February 13, 2019

help vampire

A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."

helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.

by jeremyfifty9 September 7, 2013

Reverse Vampire

A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

Anus Vampire

Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus.

Run for your lives, I think I just saw an anus vampire!

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 27, 2005

AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013