the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 08, 2020
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 11, 2020
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 26, 2022
A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021
A hot and sexy bitch who is also a murdoc and shinji kinnie but he's very cool and likes men. He likes shitty bands
by MrsPot<3 November 15, 2021
Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020