A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009
Get the Scandinavian turd burner mug.Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
by steverbeaver July 13, 2007
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by Push It April 30, 2008
Get the Turd Basher mug.A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.
This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.
Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.
This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.
Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.
His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
Get the turd insecurity mug.When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber
by the great googlio October 10, 2009
Get the Timber Turd mug.Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.
by RDS May 18, 2006
Get the gold-painted turd mug.“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
by scooby007 January 17, 2011
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