Swissport Tug

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.

“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day”

by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022

The Bro Tug

It just applies for everything.

The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.

by Biboo April 15, 2024

gin tug

GIN TUG is where you you tug a males private part with a empty gin bottle till it gets stuck

Patient"ahhhh get it off"
Nurse" Oh my god what happend. To him doctor"

Doctor " this poor soul has suffered the fate of THE GIN TUG"
patiant"oh god please someone get it off "
Nurse" but doctor what is a gin tug"
Doctor "its a punishment for cheating "
Patient "help me!!!"

by HugzZz May 22, 2017

give him a tug

I just heard someone on a British TV say this

It was Rob who decided to pull over and give him a tug

by Cookie1950 August 5, 2023

Tug on a tuna

It means take yourself elsewhere for quite a long while bub.

You’re buggin me guy, go tug on a tuna.

by JerBel May 1, 2021

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

cup n tug

When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.

Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"

Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"

by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011