Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 05, 2017
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Dream sponge

Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.

They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
dont let a dream sponge ruin your life
by PGG February 03, 2017
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 18, 2020
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gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.
“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”
by Monkeyjuggler March 05, 2024
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Fun sponge

Noun. A woman named amber is a fun sponge . Takes the fun out of everything
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Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.
by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019
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Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
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