Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

Net Banger

James Milson biggest net banger ever

James: im gonna murk u at the depot
rachel: do it NO BALLS
*james never shows up cus hes the biggest net banger pussy ass bih*

by bye273737 September 21, 2018

That's net

When something is spot-on, a hit, or an absolute move.

A: we're gonna burn this big honey backwood then get some chicken fried rice

B: oh shit that's net fam count me in

by Jesapi May 29, 2019

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness

He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.

by Narflar January 19, 2015

No Net November

Basically the internet next november because net neutrality is going away

"Dude i'm so ready for no net november!"

by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017