Vacuuming the lizard

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1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

lizard rich

The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like

Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.

by snagglejew April 8, 2025

Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Lizard Lines

Lizard Lines are the random lines written on a whiteboard that can be turned into a lizard by adding more lines. These lizard drawings typically turn out really weird, but are noticeably a lizard. Any and all lines can technically be considered lizard lines.

I'm bored, give me some lizard lines.

by swanbabyohshitgoose March 8, 2018

Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025

Mr lizard

A (youtuber) who you should subscribe to. I would refure this person as (crazy) just like ( the joker) and ( harley quinn)

A Mr lizard is crazy

by HarleyQuinny09 December 12, 2018