Clean Snap

When you are filled with an ubundance of confidence that your shit has been so clean that you don't feel the need to wipe your ass with toilet paper. You just get up and go, no wipe.

"Have you ever had a clean snap?"
"Yeah mate of course, I had a clean snap last night. Just get up and go, too easy."

by My Dixie Wrecked June 13, 2017

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

clean-handed

not guilty of an offence; innocent.

In the final analysis, he was proven clean-handed.

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011

Spring Cleaning

When a guy licks a girls anus while she's sitting on his face. Normally directly after a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. Normally can be a man or woman doing the cleaning usually also involves eating of the feces.

Spring cleaning

by Jabooty in Mehico January 18, 2017

squeaky clean

A sexual act; performing oral sex on a male partner after they have ejaculated through penetrative sex. Usually meant as a polite gesture to clean off ones vaginal or anal juices.

After we finished fucking my girl got down and gave me a squeaky clean

by Jeremy K May 17, 2006

Spring Cleaning

The time of the year when you pay nutters with half, moldy nuts to peel your nut film at the Nut Salon. (Preferably South Hill Nut Salon)

1. Dude. SPRING CLEANING TIME! Let's all make our appointments at South Hill Nut Salon! I'm paying! I have enough half, moldy nuts to pay for ev-er-y one.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have hand oral sex before.

"Dude! I was like, so ya' gotta clean throat, and she was all, no but I know hoe to blow!"

by Tootie Angel November 17, 2009