Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

Twinkie

A school bus

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Twinkie

Gay slang for a female twink typically a lesbian or bisexual small woman

Girl 1: Did you see that Twinkie?

Girl 2: yeah she’s a hottie

by Tyler Gold March 5, 2022

Twinkie Bear

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."

Nathen is a real masculine fella, but he's defiantly the twinkie bear type.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022

hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

twinkie

Homosexual slang that refers to a fat twink

“That Paul Blart guy’s a real twinkie, huh”

by chxndler May 17, 2022