Phantom Dump

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.

Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.

by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.

She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

Phantom music

When you can still hear a song playing, even after you've turned it off. It seems as if you can really hear it, and causes you to check if you ever really turned the music off.

I was listening to his singing before bed, but after I turned it off, I heard phantom music.. Creepy

by Int3llect March 2, 2015

Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.

I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.

by tahutoa July 2, 2022

phantom sound

a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.

“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011