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molly rant

A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.
"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."

Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?
by David Ron November 1, 2007
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molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.
Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more
by prodger August 25, 2006
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pop a molly

Pop a molly and y'all dance all night
by partygoer78 August 19, 2013
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molly rant

A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.
Any Molly rant on her CNET podcasts like Buzz Out Loud.
by morphined October 29, 2007
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Molly Mule

A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.

Poor fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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flogging molly

1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.

2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".
Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).
by Joe January 7, 2005
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molly the dog

Molly the dog is a sexy beast and a very loyal dog.she like to be a asshole and a dick. However is loved by everyone because nobody can resist her cute little face. She has a big booty
Can you see that dog over there
Ye it's a Molly the dog
by Coco 115 May 17, 2018
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