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Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 19, 2022
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Landon

A great and amazing boyfriend who I wouldn't trade for anything
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
by Angel dust : D June 9, 2023
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Landon

by The Gladiaotor July 16, 2022
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Landon

I cutest guy in the entire existence of the universe. I love him with all my heart. He deserves everything the world has to offer.
Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
by KemrySpeaks August 28, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021
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Landon Bell

Landon bell has super puffy cheeks and he loves Liv, and playing with boys on a mat
by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
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Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
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