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Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
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Jimmy Agnew

A white dude who loves saying the n word and bully garrett fitzgerald for being autistic
by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019
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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!
Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again
by Weekazarr September 8, 2018
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jimmie ann

A name given to a girl when you was hoping for a boy. A name that burdens,toughens and strengthens her causing her to become a strong unique woman !
by ja uniqueness January 19, 2017
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Kill Jimmy

When a hit tv show makes a strange decision to kill off one of its more popular characters that antagonizes a large part of their audience and leads to declining viewership and eventual cancellation of the show.
1. What the hell were the producers thinking? In the second season of a show you are supposed to grow the beard not Kill Jimmy.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
by hello_my_name_is_termite December 30, 2011
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