ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

Ghetto Limo

Referred to as the bus, or the ghetto limo.

A "classier way" to refer to the bus.

Kid #1 - " Ayo dude,you got a ride for later?"

Kid #2 - "Hell Nah Nigga, I'm riding the ghetto limo"

by bitchi'mill. August 8, 2009

Ghetto Omelette

The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.

Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.

by Mickey Bricks March 8, 2009

Ghetto Gaming

when you're playing a video game on something older than an xbox 360

Guy 1: duude brb gaming
Guy 2: It's Ghetto gaming if its a ps2man , you need an update.

by ckayelolz January 25, 2011

ghetto principle

Never leave your home boys ina da rave

Like when dave left debz in oceana, told her he was going to the toilet, and went to propaganda. So she had to get a 20 quid taxi home on her own. He shouldn't have left her on her own, its just a ghetto principle violation.

by debayowinterz February 27, 2012

ghetto-baller

Insanely awesome. Different in a cutting-edge way, desirable.

That haute couture trucker hat you just got is ghetto-baller!

by skateboardchick July 12, 2009

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

by firaasmy02 February 22, 2017