Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Super Cracker

The most supreme white man. Super Cracker defies nationality, only existing at the paragon of honkeyism.

Brian: I can't figure out what to do, help me Super Cracker!

by Joggin May 4, 2014

fart cracker

a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.

"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"

by Hula Hay May 24, 2008

cracker cream

sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn

that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned

by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003

Ass Cracker

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

kidney cracker

Another word for penis!

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker

by darryl February 5, 2003

wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.

That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.

by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007