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battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.
by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012
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Bobble crab

When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
uhm...

uhhh

so hi?

uh hi?

ur such a bobble crab~ 😌

lol what ?!

i said bobble crab

I- BAHA
by Leona malfoy November 7, 2020
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Crab trap

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs
Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too
by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017
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Crab arm

When a kid named Eric's arm is fucking curled up and he try's to rap but sucks ass.
Eric fisted Mr. Donovan with his crab arm while being called a retard by a gay kid named Matt.
by Dick wand June 11, 2014
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Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023
by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023
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Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
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