Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."
Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019
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dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!
by Krips June 29, 2008
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Get the American goulash mug.People well known for not following COVID-19 guidelines. People who believe that if they have a blue tick next to their username that it means they are immune to COVID-19. They tend to hang around in large groups, party and lots more. They also tend to not wear masks or social distance, yk... considering they are all from different households unless they are sharing a house. (hype house *ahem*) Anyway, THEY ALSO LIKE TO VAPE UNDERAGED!!
Person: I am gonna join TikTok!
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/
by Pog2024 January 27, 2021
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by America F-yeah October 17, 2010
Get the McAll-American mug.American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022
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She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.
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She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.
An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
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