Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.
by Jethro July 06, 2004
A gathering of two or more occupied police cars perpendicular to the road. Usually the cars are facing opposite directions, so the officers could feasibly talk to each other. The implication is that if two or more police officers are hanging out together and apparently not doing anything, they can't be doing anything worth the taxpayers' money...short of enjoying a short break with tea and crumpets, of course. What else could they be doing?
I was driving down the road and I passed a tea party. Those cops must not have anything better to do.
by The Dopefish June 06, 2009
by John Lang April 30, 2006
When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someones face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!
by Rhi5 May 23, 2005
by Your mom November 05, 2003
A group of conservatives who attend a rally to teabag each other. The conservatives are usually old, fat white guys who are closet homosexuals. They often carry signs at the rallies about things that they don't understand like socialism, taxation, and healthcare.
Sometimes they perform the homosexual acts for religious purposes as evidenced by a sign at one of the Tea Parties that read "I teabag for Jesus!"
Sometimes they perform the homosexual acts for religious purposes as evidenced by a sign at one of the Tea Parties that read "I teabag for Jesus!"
Billy Bob and Cheney left the slaughterhouse to attend a Tea Party so they could teabag each other without their wives finding out about it.
by Turtle Claw March 04, 2010
by --- December 08, 2003