Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 19, 2021
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Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 21, 2024
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 24, 2024
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Faire une Elisio

Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.
-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio
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Faire une Tanguy

Interrompre un élan de blagues dans une discussion en annoncant une banalité, présentée comme une découverte majeur à la discussion. Faire une Tanguy est souvent suivi d'une absence prolongée de réponse des autres membres de la discussion.

Synonyme: voir enfoncer une porte ouverte, ramer, Faire un bide.
Disclaimer: Faire une Tanguy peut être une stratégie humoristique risquée sous l'angle de l'auto dérision.
"Je viens de faire une Tanguy, mon dernier message est resté en 'vu'..."
by hugmo November 26, 2023
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Scarborough Fair

'Tis a true hood classic.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
Joe - "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
Adam - "Yooo that's fire."
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fair dinkum deals

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I will make you a fair dinkum deal

e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done

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