What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.
Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?
by QuacksO March 23, 2025
Get the tart liabilitymug. Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023
Get the Timber Tartmug. Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
by russian cat. June 28, 2023
Get the Fudge Sundae Pop Tartmug. by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017
Get the sausage tartmug. by Q-lord April 19, 2022
Get the Gi-tartedmug. by Bragitup April 20, 2017
Get the Tartmug. by Dopeyopieone February 23, 2022
Get the Mexican sweet tartmug.