by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal. work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels. Man get off your phone, they copy my swag I just see bunch a’ clones, the whip and the money is cool but the real disconnect and you move up alone. I stay in my home, I stay in my home. The king of the tape. I don’t givе up my throne Who knew jman had this flow, shiny rockin' with the bros, yеah I know how this goes cause Ive done this before. Makin up, makin the heat, had to go sit on the beat and repeat, it’s time to eat, its time to sit down and feast, I keep it up top in the trees, don’t ever plead,
yeah get off your knees, won't give her my phone even though I won't cheat,
I'm working so hard every break is a treat, I keep to myself cause I keep it discreet.
I cook it one more time but I don’t take it with no seasoning, I’m running round this beat while they be trippin for no reason, I keep it real, I keep it cold, I make sure my ice freezing. I make sure my ice freezing. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels.
yeah get off your knees, won't give her my phone even though I won't cheat,
I'm working so hard every break is a treat, I keep to myself cause I keep it discreet.
I cook it one more time but I don’t take it with no seasoning, I’m running round this beat while they be trippin for no reason, I keep it real, I keep it cold, I make sure my ice freezing. I make sure my ice freezing. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels.
by VenomStuff February 16, 2024

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.
Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022
