Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019

Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe

Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!

by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann June 6, 2012

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Toe dipping

Dipping your toes in the waters of flirting. They're a friend but you both flirt without going too far. A toe dip.

Girl:ya, we're toe dipping but I kinda want more.

by That female January 4, 2017