by GN_CLB May 20, 2021

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular
by SteamedHams99 May 20, 2021

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.
by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012

That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.
by ldf13 July 5, 2011

When you are hitting it from the back on the red week but the vodka dick hits or you slip out and you don't want blood on your nice white sheets, so you stick a thumb in it to stop the red tide.
"I was having fun with my girl during that time of the month and slipped out so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb."
by Papa Kalash May 20, 2021
