by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025
When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 09, 2022
Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.
Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.
When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.
Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.
When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.
Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)
Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).
Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).
by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024
A girl who is lame and a loner but likes manga, drawing, romance, music, and have a cool ass room. She may also be quite and wish for someone to love her.
“You want to see my drawing” - to their 1 and only friend
“Its like her mom got confused and chose thought girl(daughter) over thot daughter and gay son.”
“Its like her mom got confused and chose thought girl(daughter) over thot daughter and gay son.”
by Bereonliv April 04, 2024
A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.
"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
by CoffeeMoogle October 06, 2014
by Vest23 March 26, 2018