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German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013
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Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.
by Television_Man November 4, 2022
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southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.
Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.
by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021
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deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"
by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017
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Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.
"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"
by KingRob February 19, 2009
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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
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