Kentucky Vegan

a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up KFC chicken

Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.

by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011

pesco-vegan

A creature that does not exist. It is impossible to be vegan and eat fish. It is like saying you are an Atheist-Christian.

V- I'm vegan.
PV- Oh really? I'm a pesco-vegan!
V- ?

by finna February 25, 2009

Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.

"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008

vegan

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day

"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." -

"Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson

by supadupa453098 April 3, 2019

Vegan

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.

Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok

by VeganBastard October 7, 2016

Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017

Vegan

(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves

*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”

by ManicVengeance November 6, 2018