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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Prison Penmug.

Ken-Pen

The Ken-Pen helped average Janes become celebrities to some extent.
by Coop Dupe August 8, 2020
mugGet the Ken-Penmug.

Pen dejo

Que flojo es pen dejo
by Esa Es October 6, 2025
mugGet the Pen dejomug.

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.
Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.
by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016
mugGet the Pen Burglarmug.

Pre Pen

Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration
U a virg😏? Nahhh I’m pre pen.
by Gurudjurery August 29, 2018
mugGet the Pre Penmug.

Flaming pens publication

Intellectual first choice. The leader/revolutionary publication, which is the only publication with minimum charges and maximum benefits. Plus, for each book they publish they feed 10 homeless peoples. They also known for publishing dreams.
I wanna publish my dream, I must contact Flaming pens publication.
by justafan08 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Flaming pens publicationmug.

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